Thursday, March 4, 2010

Mars - The pale horseman


Hey Hey, freedom goers, I have been business tracking down the secret information that the GOVERMENT does not want you to see. WHY? Because if you saw this information you would sell everything that you own or more likely simply lose your mind. WHY? I shall tell you.
So have you ever heard about a little thing called SPACE? Yes the space that you see on TV everyday. So what, you say? How does this matter? Because everyday as you sit around with all the other radio controlled drugbots, NASA are sending spaceships into space. Oh great, is that not a good thing? NO. IT's NOT. The real reason behind all of these 'science' missions is not to further our understanding but to kill it. NASA is bring ALIENS to earth. Ok aliens, you say. YES ALIENS. Everyday the come to this planet. Do they look like ET? NO. They do not. This aliens are the size of peanut dust and invade the thinking cells in our brains. THINK ABOUT IT. We went to space, why did we then have to go back? Because after the first faithful journey the peanut dust space aliens had possessed the mind of

Yuri Gagarin

and that is why they had to go back. Because they were TOLD TO. Where are we going next? To Mars. What is Mars made of? DUST. And that's why the big shots in NASA are thinking of going there, to collect enough dust so they can invade the mind of everyone on the planet. Oh that does make sense, you say, but wait I have not told you the worst part of it yet. If you have a weak heart or other medical conditions I advise you to stop reading now. WARNING. In the year 2018 NASA will be returning a sample of toxic Mars dust. This is how long we have to stop it, after that, BANG game over.
For the sake of death dust from another planet, do we really want to risk our children? I know I do not.
SPOTLIGHT - 1
NASA - 0
Thanks again for all the messages and calls guys, remember the world needs us. Once again the sinister cloud of disinformation have faded before the gentle blaze of our spotlight. Our spotlight of truth.

COF

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