Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Protect your brain waves


Hello legions of fans and followers,

Today is an important day for each and every one of you. Today is a day that will be remember forever in the hearts of true believers as the day that you, the masses, were freed from the 'powers that be' and allowed to breath in the fresh air of liberty.
Today I shall give instructions to build your 'safe mind' device. The safe mind device as been derided in many circles as paranoid or even by right wing DRONE ant-people workers as crazy but don't let these idiot fools steer you astray, the safe mind device works and can be easily created in your very own home.
First you shall have to get a roll of tin foil and unravel it. The tin can then be wrapped directly onto the head to first fashioned into a stylish cone. Yes friends and EVIL goverment spies that spy on my blog, I'm talking about the tin foil hat. This may seem like a step to far for some of you but that is only because the goverment don't want you to have a safe mind. DO YOU?
YES. So here are the factoids. By using half-millimetre-thick tin foil, radiation above about 20 kHz is blocked from entering your virgin brain, this includes both the FM and the AM bands. IF you this this is TOO MUCH then MAYBE you should do some more research into the darling clinical trails performed by the darling goverment of the US. Have you ever heard of Electromagnetic hearing
No? Shocking? YES. The very same WORLD power that you think protects your babies is in fact making you a better retard slave. How does that make you feel? Well before you think make sure that you wrap your head in tin foil because otherwise the only thing that you think is what the US power suckers want you to think.

Electromagnetic hearing - 0
Spotlight of truth - 1

So until next time, friends of freedom, when the waterfall of filth will be filtered by our spotlight. Our spotlight of truth.
COF

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