Friday, April 23, 2010

Even More Kennedy Conspiracy for ye!




Was the Kennedy Assassiniation Fixed?


Ah the Kennedy Assassination: one of the world's favorite conspiracies and the one with the most theories behind it.

My favorite theory is:

John F. Kennedy was elected as President in 1960, when in reality fellow candidate Richard Nixon should have won by a single vote. So how did Kennedy win then? The Mafia thats how: they arranged 10,000 votes from the graveyard and got votes for Nixon disqualified. Kennedy then magically forgot his debts to the Mafia and got the Justice Dept. to eradicate organised crime in America which made the Mafia angry.

They then went on to set up Lee Harvey Oswald to shoot him. But they couldn't leave it at that. They knew that if Oswald were to be given a trial he'd be protected by the police and would testify against them so they got Jack Ruby to shoot him. Ruby was a nightclub owner and has been linked to the Mafia.
Mystery Solved!

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